– Do you speak English?
– Yes!
– Name?
– Abdul Aziz.
– Sex?
– Three to five times a day.
– No, no…I mean male or female?
– Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
– Holy cow!
– Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
– But isn”t that hostile?
– Horse style, doggy style, any style!
– Oh dear!
– No, no! Deer run too fast…